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1. Hello 911? Do you think i`m pretty?
   
2. I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult`s table will become the kid`s table.
   
3. My New Years Resolution is to be less vain. It`s going to be difficult though, considering how sexy I am.
   
4. I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors, and photographs.
   
5. Thanks to the State Farm commercial now I want a Falcon.
   
6. If at first you don´t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
   
7. It must really suck to take life so seriously that you can’t enjoy it.
   
8. My friends says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
   
9. If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.
   
10. Actually officer, I`d prefer to think that vodka smells like me.
    
11. I`m not worried about the zombie apocalypse that is coming. I`m worried about the fcuktard apocalypse that is here right now.
    
12. OMG guys!! im so happy!! the doctors just gave me a jacket so im always hugging myself!!
    
13. I never use the phrase, "Your guess is as good as mine" because, well... it`s not.
    
14. The biggest lie I tell myself is: “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
    
    
    
    
    
    

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