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1. Cannibals don`t drink coffee ... They have a cup of Joe instead.
   
2. There’s both a McDonald’s and a blood pressure machine in this Walmart. Circle of life.
   
3. Wow!!, What a day..I volunteered at a soup kitchen, mowed my lawn, went to 2 Birthday parties, ran 6 miles, then told a bunch of lies on Facebook.
   
4. The circus may no longer come to town but at least we’re guaranteed to always see a few clowns in Washington.
   
5. Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
   
6. I`m the kind of crazy you weren`t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
   
7. I go both ways. I like hard AND soft tacos.
   
8. likes beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate major events such as the my birthday or the fact that that it`s Monday.
   
9. I tried kickboxing, but I couldn`t get the hang of walking with boxing gloves on my feet.
   
10. It`s never good when Human Resources sends you an email and the subject line is "Your Facebook Activity".
    
11. I live like I type, fast and with lots of mistakes!
    
12. Coffee eyedrops! Another million dollar idea.
    
13. Someone invited me to their dog`s birthday party on Saturday. What a freak! I am NOT coming to your dog`s birthday party! Besides, my cat is getting married that weekend!
    
14. Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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