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1. Sometimes I`m completely inconsiderate to other peoples feelings. And other times I`m asleep.
   
2. Sometimes, late at night in the market..i switch up all the color tubes in the hair dye kits.
   
3. I told my daughter we might be getting a blizzard and she asked for one with Reese`s pieces
   
4. Some people should use a glue stick instead of a chap stick.
   
5. Never say "piece of cake!" to me. Unless there is, indeed, a piece of cake involved.
   
6. Home is where you can say anything you want, because nobody listens to you anyway.
   
7. I didn`t give you the finger...you earned it.
   
8. Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we`re talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
   
9. I got 99 problems but a least my name aint North West.
   
10. It`s hard to look like a bad-ass when you`re slurping on a strawberry smoothie.
    
11. A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say "I think we lost them."
    
12. Being in the doghouse isn`t so bad if there`s enough beer in the bowl.
    
13. I love you Mario, but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of.
    
14. Its Friday ... my body is in for a much-needed drinking session
    
    
    
    
    
    

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