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1. I carved my name in a fruitcake in 1982. If anyone gets it this year, post a pic!
   
2. If you own a podium and put up a sign that says "valet" on it, can you just steal cars?
   
3. At this point I`m guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds
   
4. If I had a nickel for everytime I told myself I`d quit smoking, I could buy a lot more cigarettes
   
5. I still water my dead plants every 3 months. Just in case...
   
6. Can we just stop with the pre-sliced cheese? Is anyone so busy that they don’t have time to cut the cheese?
   
7. None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
   
8. Billion dollar idea: A phone that charges using body fat!
   
9. I’m not a schizophrenic… At least, that’s what all the voices tell me.
   
10. Hope you get down and funky on this the day of your birth!!
    
11. Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You`re annoying enough as it is
    
12. And Jesus said, those footprints on the beach where two sets become one, that`s where I unfollowed you.
    
13. I wish all videos of people twerking ended with them catching on fire.
    
14. The awkward moment when someone say "I gotta use the restroom.... Never mind."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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