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1. What do you call a woman with big breasts who doesn`t make sandwiches? A compromise.
   
2. Friends are like boobs... Some are real some are fake.
   
3. Maybe the reason Uncle Phil hated Will was because the first thing Will gave him was a $3700 cab ride bill from Philly to Bel-Air.
   
4. Dear person reading this, I could be naked right now and you would never know.
   
5. I bet Batman`s cape gets stuck in the car door more times than he admits.
   
6. If you`re going take a bathroom picture, at least clean it off. I can`t see anything through all the toothpaste.
   
7. "Ramen". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer
   
8. If someone tells you “it’s better than sex” they’re not doing the sex right.
   
9. A "Lifetime Movie" describes how long it felt when you were watching it.
   
10. I`ve always wondered why they don`t have a pregnant Barbie doll? Turns out Ken comes in a different box...
    
11. Whenever I`m feeling down... I try to make sure my nails are clipped.
    
12. Starting tomorrow: Whatever Life throws at me… I’m gonna duck so it hits someone else.
    
13. I was discussing with my friend about the popular trends on sex, marriage and values. He says to me, "I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" I replied. "I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?"
    
14. So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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