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1. I wish someone would steal my identity, fix it and and give it back...
   
2. I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo
   
3. You guys are even more beautiful now that I`m wearing my "wine glasses".
   
4. I give myself the best presents.
   
5. All milk is breast milk.
   
6. Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
   
7. The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
   
8. As I was signing into my email account instead of yahoo.com I typed hayoo.com...nope, it wasn`t right but I got to thinking it would be quite appropriate, afterall, we`re trying to get someone`s attention, right?
   
9. Waiter, bring me a bowl of turtle soup and make it snappy.
   
10. You know what is cheaper than therapy? ... Admitting you`re batshit crazy and running with it.
    
11. If you have to use a shot glass to make your drinks then you`re not doing it right...
    
12. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance... The five stages of waking up.
    
13. I’m in big trouble if my coworkers find out that I really don’t have Tourette’s
    
14. i didn`t know i had a facebook account until now
    
    
    
    
    
    

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