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1. My first career was working as a Ventriloquist on a Radio Program, I got let go when people kept calling in to say my lips were moving.........
   
2. Dumped my multiple personality girlfriend yesterday. She took it well, not so well, and she was really upset...
   
3. If I ignored you any harder, we`d be married.
   
4. A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it’s sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can’t really touch anything.
   
5. I wonder if the clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look! ...that one`s shaped like an idiot!"?
   
6. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you’re probably really hot.
   
7. If you use the word "gay" to desrcribe something that is "merry or happy" then you`re gay.
   
8. Yes I stalk you, but only as a friend.
   
9. I`ve just woken up, and it appears that Earth is temporarily safe from harm & currently doesn`t need my assistance, so I`m going back to bed.
   
10. Half-Drunk is a waste of money.
    
11. awkward moment when the dentist is talking to you with his hands on your mouth
    
12. I am having one of those days where my middle finger answers every question.
    
13. Okay I`m going to workout. Should I post about it now or after I`m done?
    
14. If you step on someone`s foot, they open their mouth just like trash cans.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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