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1. Do you really know me or am I just an idea that you`ve built in your head?
   
2. Since there’s only one of me, does that make me an endangered species?
   
3. Everything happens for a reason. That`s why I drink to everything!
   
4. As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it`s a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?
   
5. [takes out checkbook][clicks pen] Alright, how much to make these Bit Strips to go away forever.
   
6. Monday must be a man ... It comes too quickly.
   
7. Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons! You`re wlecome, enjoy the day.
   
8. "Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs.
   
9. Everything is legal when the cops aren`t around.
   
10. I need to do laundry so bad I`m actually wearing Christmas stockings
    
11. Would it be wrong to ask a one-eyed person if it really was "all fun and games" up to that point?
    
12. If a girl picks an iron in monopoly you know she`s a keeper
    
13. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
    
14. Happy birthday you motor boatin SOB! Have a great day
    
    
    
    
    
    

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