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1. I don`t mind helping people as long as I`m not slightly inconvenienced.
   
2. I`ve tried several times, but I can`t pet a cat without plotting world domination.
   
3. Always look out for #1. Don´t step in #2 either.
   
4. I didn’t give you the finger. You earned it.
   
5. Why do they ask you "Please press 1 for English, then put you with someone who`s accent is so thick you can`t understand them?
   
6. The person that named the eggplant probably isn’t allowed to name things anymore.
   
7. The only difference between a weekday and a weekend is which boss is telling me to do things.
   
8. Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly…on a broomstick. We’re flexible that way.
   
9. Never scratch your a$$ with chocolate on your fingers.
   
10. Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
    
11. 2013 is the first year since 1987 to have 4 different numbers… carry on.
    
12. Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent ... I would have to say it’s the kids.
    
13. Life gave me onions ... Onionade sucks.
    
14. You can get away with farting at the zoo because you can always blame the animals...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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