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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. I`m pretty sure my guardian angel just sits there watching me suffer, while rolling her eyes and painting her nails.
  2. Condom commercials should just be 30 seconds of crying babies pooping and vomiting all over themselves.
  3. You see I, I´ve raise a toast to all of us. Who are breakin´ our backs everyday. If wantin´ the good life is such a crime. Lord, then put me away, yeah, here´s to you
  4. Health experts recommend a 1500 calorie diet. For those of you not good with math... that’s a 12-pack of 125 calorie beers. You`re welcome!!! ;)
  5. The best part of time travel will be sleeping until noon and making it to work on time at 8am.
  6. I was sitting in traffic the other day. That’s probably why I got run over.
  7. "Oh wow, it`s a fruit cake! I`m going to eat some of it right now" ...said no one ever.
  8. 8 more days and I will finally get rid of last years Halloween candy.
  9. Just saw a cop that had a U-Haul pulled over on the side of the road. Obviously he was trying to bust a move.
  10. Do transformers have health insurance or car insurance???
  11. I have always been suspicious of Wendy`s hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.
  12. I can`t help but smile when I see a woman wearing a Supertramp Concert t-shirt
  13. So apparently the security guard at Kroger didn`t believe that life gave me that lemon.
  14. Make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you`re doing it.




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