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1. I don`t care how smart your phone is, it`s not going to change how stupid you are.
   
2. I noticed the toilet roll incorrectly installed in your selfie.
   
3. Lord, if I can`t be skinny, make my friends look fat.
   
4. All I ask is to one day live in a house with secret passages.
   
5. If your house doesn`t have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation.
   
6. Facebook is serious. I put more thought into whether or not to accept a friend request than whether or not to sleep with someone.
   
7. As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ulgy ass hole in a bar.
   
8. I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
   
9. Trying to achieve the perfect erection. How hard could it be?
   
10. Mom: Clean your room. We`re having guests over for dinner. Me: I didn`t realize that dinner will be held in my room.
    
11. 2013 is the first year since 1987 to have 4 different numbers… carry on.
    
12. I hate getting paid and being broke all in the same day!! :(
    
13. Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you can just plow thru Uranus because it`s all gas. I cannot respond maturely.
    
14. Nobody talk to me until I`ve Instagrammed my coffee.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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