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1. Your family tree has a couple of coconuts
   
2. Quite honestly, Officer, I wouldn`t have even pulled over had I known all you were going to do was criticize my driving.
   
3. I wonder how seaworld would react if I walked in there with a fishing pole....
   
4. I need my decision making privileges taken away.
   
5. People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food
   
6. "Why haven`t you been answering my pigeons?" - 17th century sext
   
7. If you’re a size 0 we shouldn’t be able to see you.
   
8. That awkward moment when u start telling a story only to realise no one is listening so you slowly fade out and pretend to have said nothing.
   
9. The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
   
10. In every organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
    
11. Some days the only thought that stops me from being Dexter...is that I am WAY too pretty to go to prison
    
12. Sorry if my phone keeps calling you, it`s voice activated. I`m at the mall and everytime santa says Ho, Ho, Ho, it dials your number
    
13. Robots can do anything we set their mind to
    
14. Why is it Donald Duck never wore pants but always had a towel wrapped around his waist when he got out of the shower?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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