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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Turning your signal light on once you`ve already changed lanes is just about as useful as offering to help the old lady across the street AFTER she`s already been hit by a school bus full of screaming children. Just sayin`
  2. I`ve considered changing career paths and becoming a demolitions expert, but then I hear the education may cost me an arm and a leg.
  3. My retirement plan is just $1,000 & a plane ticket to wherever these kids are living on 15 cents a day.
  4. Currently in the planning stages for a hangover.
  5. I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me of why there is no money in there.
  6. My girlfriend told me that I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman ... What a Joker...
  7. If you are willing to date an ex, it means that you`re backwards compatible.
  8. I kinda dig you, want to hang out and stuff until we hate each other?
  9. I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house ... It was delicious.
  10. So far,,, I`ve spent 300% of this week exaggerating.
  11. You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
  12. Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I`d probably have done better if they`d specified that they didn`t mean by tickling.
  13. Girl are you a University of Phoenix degree because I`m pursuing you online and from my couch
  14. Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to `Toys For Tots` before you`re eligible for an Xbox?




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