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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have booze and snacks in your purse.
  2. Always have a goal. Example: Turn as much alcohol into urine as you can.
  3. Caller ID should be more detailed~ "Wants Help Moving" "Going to Whine" "Will Ask to Borrow Money"
  4. Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
  5. I was just chatting with my cat about how being lonely can make a person crazy.
  6. Who cares, WTF, OMG, so inappropriate, HOLY HELL ! Good LORD, not another selfie...WHOA NELLIE, NO, NO, and HELL NO!!! Me before unfriending someone.
  7. Don`t worry about the grass on the other side. It`s not your grass.
  8. After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like "feeding the hungry" and "How to thank a loving wife"
  9. Apparently my socks never remember “The Buddy System” whenever I wash them.
  10. Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I`m not used to consuming wine in pill form.
  11. It’d be hilarious to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security’s face when they pull off the mask.
  12. If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
  13. My favorite mythical creature is the happy b*tch in tampon commercials.
  14. When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my girlfriend how her day was.




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