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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. The worst part about calling in for a sick day is the pressure of knowing you only have one shot to do the “I’m sick” voice.
  2. You lied....you don`t have a Klondike Bar do ya?
  3. I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes.
  4. Life should be more like hockey. When someone pisses you off, you just beat the sh!t out of them then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.
  5. Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of vodka at my feet, if I should die before I wake, tell my friends I drank it straight.
  6. "Dont make me regret this!" is something I say to myself every time I accept a facebook friendship from a relative.
  7. 4 out of 5 voices in my head think the other voice is a douche.
  8. What doesn`t kill you makes you have lots of hospital bills.
  9. Did Humpty Dumpty sue them motherf*ckers for making that wall so high?
  10. It scares me when the lights go out and it`s complete darkness. The first thing I think is ... OMG I just went blind!
  11. A child`s purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals.
  12. My girlfriend went to the dentist for a cavity. It`s odd since she spends so much time in the bathroom with her electric toothbrush.
  13. When I see someone yawn, I yawn. I wish it was the same with exercising....
  14. I went frisbee golfing today. I didn`t get an ace, but I did hit a guy and that was just as satisfying.




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