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1. Woke up with morning wood but she wouldn`t!
   
2. I would watch NASCAR if hot wheels designed the tracks.
   
3. Do you ever get that feeling that you are being watched? Because if it is bothering you, I can stop.
   
4. Something I will never understand: Why it’s acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out.
   
5. Give a kid a Pop Tart and they eat for a day. Teach a kid how to make a Pop Tart and you sleep in all summer
   
6. Dear Mother Nature, I would like to cancel my monthly subscription please… Urs Sincerely, 100% OF ALL WOMEN IN THE WORLD!
   
7. My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn`t want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat...
   
8. whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
   
9. For men who think.."A women`s place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that`s where the Knives are kept!
   
10. My New Year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall ... I plan on sticking to it.
    
11. Neil Armstrong lands on the moon: 5 pictures. Girl goes to Bathroom: 47 pictures.
    
12. When asked how I take my coffee, I reply with, "Seriously. Very seriously."
    
13. You actually are not the stupidest person on the planet. But if he were to die...
    
14. Note to Self: These Note to Selves don’t work.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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