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1. Those of you who say “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” don’t really get how the whole “dead” thing works, do you?
   
2. Do you ever just look at a girl and instantly know she posts her daily horoscope on Facebook and quotes Marilyn Monroe?
   
3. When you are on a first date and she says to you: “I want you to treat me like a movie star,” it is vitally important to establish which type of movie.
   
4. I tried to make both ends meet, but I`m a poor judge of distance.
   
5. Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
   
6. One of my biggest fears is that my car secretly records me singing.
   
7. I`m glad I`m me, I don`t think anybody else could take it.
   
8. My mom just walked in and called me gay... If my nails weren`t drying i swear to God..
   
9. You are not a "Food Blogger", you`re a "Fat a$$ with a laptop"
   
10. On the bright side, it’s Friday Eve Eve Eve.
    
11. I`m not anti-social I`m just pro leave me the f*ck alone.
    
12. Shouldn’t the Air and Space museum be empty?
    
13. Did you know dryer sheets double as toilet paper and leave your a$$ smelling like meadows and rain drops?
    
14. Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside
    
    
    
    
    
    

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