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1. I always say, "morning." Instead of, "good morning." If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.
   
2. Boss: Are you on drugs? Me: You and I both know I don`t make enough money to have a drug problem
   
3. I`d say I`m not a morning person but I`m really not sure I`m an evening person either.
   
4. Everyone has a right to their own opinion, no matter how wrong they are. And that`s why we have a problem.
   
5. A computer losing its internet access is the equivalent of a car running out of gas, both become useless.
   
6. I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
   
7. “Single and ready to mingle” is the fancy way of saying “Alone and desperate”
   
8. I`ve been eating a lot of extra calories since daylight savings to make up for that hour of eating I missed.
   
9. I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
   
10. 30 seconds left on the microwave ~ Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone ~ Men: do the space shuttle countdown
    
11. My grocery cart right now says ” I’m getting drunk and doing laundry tonight!” And also. “I like fruit.”
    
12. The most frustrating thing about watching Nascar is that they never signal
    
13. What an intoxicated Schwarzenegger might say to a police officer: "I`m an IDIOT you COP!"
    
14. Monday?! But, I wasnt even finished with Saturday yet.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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