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1. This Polo shirt as two buttoning options: Uptight Golf prick or disco chest hairs.
   
2. At my age I can no longer function without my glasses. Especially when they`re empty.
   
3. Don`t blame me. You`re the one following a 41 year old man who just jumped into his bed like an Olympic athlete because scary monsters.
   
4. A gentle reminder about Daylight Savings Time: If you thought last Monday sucked, this one will prove to be much, much worse.
   
5. The best part about living in a small town is when I don`t know what I`m doing, someone else does.
   
6. The Brain ? Forgets what I want to remember, Remembers what I want to forget.
   
7. I only drink on two occasions; when its my birthday and when its not.
   
8. Just spent the last 30 minutes cutting a Batman mask off the back of a box of Honey Nut Cheerios & my kid thinks he`s gonna get to wear it.
   
9. I did not steal your drink. You abandoned it and I rescued it.
   
10. Uhm, excuse me waiter... I`d like to return my food. It only received 5 likes on Instagram.
    
11. It`s never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she`s on a whole other level.
    
12. Just made eye contact with a guy while licking my lips ... I think I need to kill him now.
    
13. roses are red, violets are blue, god made everyone beautiful, what the hell happened to you?
    
14. I hope daylight savings time doesnt throw me off my schedule of doing nothing.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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