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1. I try to avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they are in the middle of a race.
   
2. What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
   
3. I`m only 2 girls short of a threesome.
   
4. "I guess you`re right." - No one on the internet ever
   
5. You know what’s huge in Japan? ..Sumo wrestlers. ;)
   
6. says if you don`t like the way I live my life, than there is some good news... you aren`t me!!
   
7. Sign outside a Drug Rehab Centre: "Keep off the Grass!"
   
8. The closest I`ve come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat.
   
9. 2011: Come at me bro! 1800`s: Advance towards me brethren!
   
10. Any guy can seem cool on a motorcycle. If you really want to know what kind of man you`ve got, watch him walk through a spider web.
    
11. Hiding the bank statement from your husband is the adult version of hiding your report card from your parents.
    
12. I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying.
    
13. My doctor said I should eat better. I told him, with what he charges, I’m lucky I eat at all.
    
14. It`s like my pastor always says, "Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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