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1. Pretty fed up with the fact that pandemonium almost NEVER involves pandas.
   
2. Has anyone ever seen a gorilla in the mist? Some of the local drivers struggle to see my car in perfect daylight conditions, so I doubt that they`d spot a Gorilla in limited visibility!!!!!
   
3. I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend.
   
4. Statistics show that 3 out of 5 people.. aren`t the other 2.
   
5. Work is the result of failing to procrastinate effectively.
   
6. This one isnt that funny, keep scrolling.
   
7. If you are willing to date an ex, it means that you`re backwards compatible.
   
8. People must stop questioning my sanity, it wont answer them.
   
9. For men who think.."A women`s place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that`s where the Knives are kept!
   
10. If you get angry, just relax, take a deep breath and count to ten, unless you`re angry about oxygen and numbers.
    
11. I always find the "easy-open tab" right after I finally manage to tear the package open with my teeth.
    
12. I am going to open "The Karma Cafe" There will be no menus though. You will get what you deserve!
    
13. SAFETY TIP: Lock your doors and windows before bed. By the way, I love what you`ve done with the place.
    
14. Do Me: a favor. - Punctuation is important.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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