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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet... Oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.
  2. Types of like on facebook: 1.Stalker like. 2.Crush like. 3.I wanna bang you like. 4.Agree like 5.Pity like.
  3. If someone says you used too much butter or cheese on something, stop talking to them. You don`t need that kind of negativity
  4. I thought I was having deja vu, but it turns out I do the exact same things every day.
  5. No one is ever bored enough to start studying.
  6. Was going to watch the presidential inauguration today, but found something more interesting on a different channel. Watched "How cow farts affect the ozone layer" on The Science channel.
  7. I swear my bed just whispered "Please Don`t go."
  8. You can tell by a woman`s feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you.
  9. I hate when the weather man says there is a chance of sprinkles in the forecast...makes me want donuts!!
  10. If you´re cooler than me, doesnt that make me hotter than you?
  11. People who peel the entire banana before eating it must be the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom.
  12. A nice kid in the park informed me smoking was bad for you. So I popped his balloon with my cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers.
  13. When I`m cleaning my room, 1% cleaning 29% moaning 70% playing with stuff I just found.
  14. I bet the creator of the artificial heart is pretty pissed that we still use "sliced bread" as our basis for great inventions.




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