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1. I miss the days when minding your own business was a thing.
   
2. If doing things was as easy as thinking about doing things I’d get a lot more done.
   
3. There is no such thing as a stupid question, but there are such things as stupid people who ask questions.
   
4. My boss calls it a cubicle. I call it a happiness deprivation chamber.
   
5. You`ve really got to hand it to short people, because sometimes they often can`t reach it.
   
6. You`re never too old to throw random sh*t in people`s shopping carts when they aren`t looking.
   
7. Whether you`re a woman or a straight man, taking a bra off is likely to be one of the high points of your day.
   
8. Imagine how creepy the first guy to dress up as a clown must have been, where in hell did he get that idea?
   
9. Obesity: When you buy a hula-hoop and it fits you.
   
10. It`s been rough today, right now I`m busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord.
    
11. I am so clever sometimes I don`t even understand what I`m saying.
    
12. I made you a cake. I also ate it for you.
    
13. Have you ever loved someone so much deep in your heart, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping.
    
14. Want your favorite song to become your least favorite song? Just make it your alarm tune.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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