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1. Love makes the world go `round, but alcohol makes it spin.
   
2. Guys... If the girl your getting down with doesn`t even have time to fake an orgasm..... It`s prob best you just make your sandwich
   
3. Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars.
   
4. I don`t know what I would do without you, but I bet it`s awesome.
   
5. When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
   
6. If I`m not back in ten minutes ... then just wait longer.
   
7. the `real` me doesnt do facebook
   
8. You know it`s time to get a girlfriend when you masturbate in different positions
   
9. When people ask for my advice, I advise them not to take my advice. That really screws them up.
   
10. Zoning out is your brain’s way of saying “You look bored. Let me take you to a better place.”
    
11. I didn`t have access to Facebook for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
    
12. I am Looking for a Bank which can offer me these Two Services..... .Give me a Loan & then Leave me aLone. :)
    
13. I`ll never fall in love untill and unless love falls on me!
    
14. "You`re going to love my friend. He`s hilarious." is still the best way to know you`re about to meet an annoying person.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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