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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. A wise man once said nothing.
  2. The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons.
  3. Look at the keyboard. It has `U` and `I` together. Look underneath that. It says `JK`.
  4. I just want to find someone who will love me for exactly who I am pretending to be.
  5. Talking to you makes me invent new swear words.
  6. Adulthood – Pros: You can now eat ice cream in bed. Cons: This will somehow make you sadder.
  7. Saying that your company has been in business since the 1800`s isn`t a selling point. Slavery existed then too...
  8. Found out the name of my neighbor`s cat. In other news, I now have free internet.
  9. They say that when one door closes, another one opens. Apparently, "they" have never been to jail.
  10. I need a partner in wine.
  11. Retirement plans compared .. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycl
  12. I`ll be there in a second I just gotta finish writing this letter of apology to a club owner for tearing up his dance floor last night..
  13. Please God cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again, also please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again.
  14. I’m pretty sure I have atleast one anscestor who would be pretty pissed to find out that helicopters exist and I can’t fly one.




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