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1. I know I`m in trouble when the voice in my head starts using my middle name
   
2. Hey Samsung and Apple, no need for commercials. We’ve all chosen sides.
   
3. Whenever I pick my Grandma up from the airport, I leave my left blinker on during the entire drive so she feels more comfortable.
   
4. The average person farts 14 times a day. Finally, I`m above average at something!
   
5. When I was a kid, I used to sing, `A, B, C,D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P`
   
6. I`m the kind of crazy you weren`t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
   
7. It`s all good and well until the fecal matter impacts the electric powered air current generation device.....
   
8. Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what I’m talking about.
   
9. Werewolves tend to transform only upon noticing a full moon already in the sky, implying the affliction is 100% psychological.
   
10. How much Hershey`s Chocolate Syrup can I add before it`s really not a SlimFast shake anymore?
    
11. If you hold a 40oz bottle to your ear you can hear the ghetto.
    
12. "It`s not you, it`s me." -Twins looking at some family photos.
    
13. To Do List: 1: Buy a knife 2: Call it kindness 3: Kill people with Kindness
    
14. Aaron Hernandez`s next jersey is going to be a jailhouse jumpsuit!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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