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1. Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite.
   
2. Door bells should be made illegal in commercials. Pet owners know what I’m talking about.
   
3. A dog running a hundred miles to retrieve a stick? That`s pretty far-fetched.
   
4. Never , under any circumstances , take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. O_o
   
5. I hate wasting alcohol on social occasions.
   
6. i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
   
7. If my girl didn`t want me to wear her new Christmas thong, she shouldn`t have said she bought it "for me." Women are confusing.
   
8. My wife said if this gets 100 likes, we`ll try butt stuff........ * Please DON`T like,,, her strap-on is big and scary.....
   
9. I know she`s talking about rain but I don`t like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches
   
10. Sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that
    
11. I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
    
12. Technically, if you don`t cut the cake, it`s still just one slice.
    
13. If the customer is always right, then why isn’t anything for free?
    
14. "You`re going to love my friend. He`s hilarious." is still the best way to know you`re about to meet an annoying person.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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