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1. It`s pretty stupid the way mornings have to come every morning.
   
2. Since there’s only one of me, does that make me an endangered species?
   
3. The phrase "don`t take this the wrong way" has zero % success rate
   
4. Woke up this morning, looked in the mirror & said out loud, "You gotta bring it today!" ... So I packed a lunch and went to work.
   
5. I did not say you are stupid, I just said that you have bad luck when you`re thinking.
   
6. I`m not saying I hate you, but I`d unplug your life support to charge my phone.
   
7. The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like.
   
8. I opened a bottle of wine to let it breathe. It didn`t. So I gave it mouth to mouth.
   
9. Who picks up a seeing eye dogs poop?
   
10. Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
    
11. wants to rock and roll all night
    
12. I bet cats are mad they can’t sit on televisions anymore.
    
13. The fact that this peanut butter jar states that it "Contains Peanuts" makes me extremely nervous for the human race.
    
14. Today I saw a girl with the word "Anel" on her butt. I was like, woah..it`s supposed to say "Anal"..it`s spelled wrong then I realized it was supposed to say "Angel". The G was stuck in her a$$crack
    
    
    
    
    
    

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