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1. Some people are normal. What an awful, boring existence that must be.
   
2. Long story short, I love summaries.
   
3. A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere.
   
4. A lot of talk from the peasants lately about my arrogance.
   
5. If a girl texts you and asks if you think she`s fat and you try to respond "Nooo" autocorrect changes it to "Moo" so that`s pretty cool.
   
6. It should cost $10 to leave someone a voicemail.
   
7. If every porkshop was perfect, we wouldn`t have hot dogs.
   
8. The difference between cheating on your wife and cheating on your taxes is if you tell the truth, the IRS still wants to f*ck you.
   
9. I watched my first porn movie today. I looked so much younger back then...
   
10. I`m at my neighbor`s house having the most delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home!
    
11. Why do people with the most to say contribute the least?
    
12. Jake from State Farm works some very crappy hours.
    
13. The bouncer from my local nightclub calls me Macauley Culkin because I always go home alone.
    
14. Because it`s the season to give thanks, I would just like to say....you`re welcome.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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