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1. Ever had sex while camping!? It`s intents!
   
2. What this country needs is more unemployed politicians...
   
3. The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer.
   
4. To say I wasted today would be a huge insult to the producers of the 3 movies I watched.
   
5. Marriage. Because your sh!tty day doesn`t have to end at work.
   
6. My phone is covered in cupcake frosting and dried ice cream, in case you were wondering how my life is going.
   
7. How long do I microwave this 14 lb turkey?
   
8. YouTube "This video is not available in your country". where the hell am I from? NARNIA?
   
9. Everyday I run into someone who pushes me past the limits of my medication.
   
10. Can I have your number or do you just want the 8 dollars for the drink?
    
11. Apparently, "Giant ones" is not the appropriate response to the question, "What are the steps you would take in the event of an emergency?"
    
12. From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
    
13. My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets.
    
14. Any wife can be a trophy wife if you bring her to a Taxidermist.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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