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1. Pizza is my favorite winter activity
   
2. I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done.
   
3. I like candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach and hardcore pornography.
   
4. If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 7 am is sexy... Then yeah, I`m your guy.
   
5. My new workout video is 20 minutes of me vacuuming over the same piece of string instead of picking it up.
   
6. A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked — but don`t worry, another study says you`re just being paranoid.
   
7. If no one comes from the future to stop you, than how bad of a decision can it really be.
   
8. the only correct answer to are u ticklish? is i have explosive diareha right now
   
9. The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have
   
10. Damn, it`s like these people have never seen anyone bring a flask to the gym before.
    
11. Having a bad day? Imagine a T-Rex trying to masturbate. you`re welcome.
    
12. You know it`s getting bad when the voices in your head start texting you
    
13. I never finish anyth...............
    
14. I liked Hoarders much better when it was called Sanford & Son.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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