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1. thinks there are times when your the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I’m sober.
   
2. BEST PICK UP LINE: You would probably sleep better tonight if we had sex.
   
3. I do 5 situps every morning. I know it doesn`t sound like much, but there`s only so many times one can hit the "snooze" button......
   
4. The problem with some people is that they`re breathing.
   
5. I don`t know why beer companies bother with an expiration date. It`s never going to make it anywhere near that.
   
6. I think every Taco Bell value meal should be called a "Number 2".
   
7. The monent of triumph when your bag is the first off the plane.
   
8. I guess I`m somewhat of a big deal, I tell people about my accomplishments and they say "big Deal
   
9. "My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever
   
10. Pork is awesome, but it`s best when used as a verb.
    
11. If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they`d have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.
    
12. My therapist recommended I quit growling at people...
    
13. I got in touch with my inner child and the little sh!t hung up on me.
    
14. Just realized the irony of putting Bacon on my VeggieBurger..........
    
    
    
    
    
    

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