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1. My iPhone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" ... I sent it anyways.
   
2. I hope these bad jokes distract you from the fact you`re getting screwed. - Car insurance commercials
   
3. OMG ... I hate waiting in lines ... I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect.
   
4. If people don`t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you`re doing something wrong.
   
5. Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.
   
6. It’s a strange moment, when you realize that the sound of nature is the sound of millions of animals, birds, and insects desperately trying to get laid.
   
7. I like to take, long, romantic walks, to the fridge. <3
   
8. Another tragedy today in the music industry.....Justin Beiber was just found alive in his apartment. :(
   
9. I`d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
   
10. Due to Global Warming Santa will be giving out Solar Panels to all the naughty kids this year!
    
11. Nice try salad bars, there`s only one kinda bar I plan on attending.
    
12. Eating Popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 10% during the movie.
    
13. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
    
14. You`re pretty cocky for someone with such a small ... vocabulary.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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