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1. If other employees are taking four fifteen minutes smoke breaks a day, I should most certainly be allowed a one hour nap time.
   
2. During Sex you burn as much calories as running 5 miles ... Who the f*ck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds.
   
3. Its not my fault if I blame everyone for my mistakes...right?
   
4. If I were my boss, I`d never leave my coffee cup unattended.
   
5. Checked a lot off my thought-about-doing-today list.
   
6. Slow dancing with a fat girl? More like moving a fridge by yourself.
   
7. If you`re stuck in a group text, one easy way to get out is to throw your phone in the ocean and start a new life.
   
8. Never believe a person who claims is telling the truth while holding a pack of beers in both their hands
   
9. I`m not afraid of identity theft. Go ahead and enjoy being broke and having my dad call you a failure.
   
10. ever notice that on a phone the word "mom" is 666?
    
11. Just got back from a job fair. Very disappointed. They didn`t have one damn ride.
    
12. Next time I go to Hooters I`m ordering milk.
    
13. I always get this dream where I`m driving in reverse ...Then I wake up and see that I`m driving normally.
    
14. I`m returning these Gushers. They taste like sh!t. "Sir. Those are paintballs." Oh. I`m returning these paintballs. Someone ate a few.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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