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1. So what was the best thing before sliced bread?
   
2. Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.. ;)
   
3. Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
   
4. Guys, want to find out all of your flaws in under a minute? Just ask your girlfriend if she`s gained weight.
   
5. God is creative, I mean just look at me.
   
6. Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
   
7. Some mornings it`s best just to fill the sink with coffee, dunk you head in, and suck.
   
8. the only correct answer to are u ticklish? is i have explosive diareha right now
   
9. That awkward moment when you imagine your own funeral...
   
10. I finally stopped caring what other people think ... I hope everyone`s ok with that.
    
11. I wouldn`t consider myself someone that litters but I do turn on my windshield wipers while im driving down the road to get rid of that useless flyer some idiot put on my car when I quickly run into the store.
    
12. They should just block cell phone service in movie theaters. Problem solved.
    
13. When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like.
    
14. Why do people freak out about dolphins getting caugh in tuna nets? What about the tuna?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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