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1. Some call it alcoholism, I call it "keeping my emotions hydrated"
   
2. "Should I add more liquor?" is the most ridiculous question I`ve ever been asked.
   
3. Well, one week smoke free, only 4 dead, 27 injured… not bad…
   
4. When a girl tells you she has a nipple piercing, the correct response is always "I don`t believe you."
   
5. Adding "just sayin" to a smart-a$$ed comment makes you even more of an a$$hole. Just sayin
   
6. I`m so broke, if somebody tried to rob me right now, they would just be practicing.
   
7. The only way I know if I’ve bought enough beer is if my car thinks I have a passenger.
   
8. "I know im the best driver on the road" thinks every guy.
   
9. If the people in horror movies would just listen to me, they would still be alive!
   
10. LIKE if you hide your favorite food from your family
    
11. Answering your cell when you don`t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.
    
12. Homes are 750 square feet larger today than they were 30 years ago. Unfortunately, so are most Americans.
    
13. Never laugh at your wife`s choices. You are one of them :)
    
14. This status update is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you would not have been notified.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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