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1. I`m trying to save up enough money to one day afford to save up money.
   
2. Because of smart phones my thumbs now have biceps.
   
3. I purposely bought the same grill my neighbor has, so every time it needs to be cleaned, I just switch them at night.
   
4. I just can’t stop thinking of all the people who signed my yearbooks that I have let down by failing to “stay cool”
   
5. If the NSA and IRS teamed up, I wouldn’t have to do my taxes.
   
6. I never owned a telescope, but it`s something that I`m thinking of looking into.
   
7. Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Everytime your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.
   
8. I just gave my kid ice cream because she wouldn`t stop crying. Sorry, whoever she winds up marrying.
   
9. Lately, my furnace has run so much I nicknamed it "Forest".
   
10. My laptop has a Miley Virus. It`s stopped twerking.
    
11. A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say "I think we lost them."
    
12. love
    
13. Check this one out.........1
    
14. Dear whoever is playing sweet child o` mine at 2:30 in the night at full blaring volume to disturb the whole neighborhood......NICE!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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