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1. People treat New Year’s like some sort of life changing event. If your life sucks today, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow ... Just sayin
   
2. I`m running low on funny but I have plenty of sexy left.
   
3. I`d feel totally comfortable dating a zombie because I`d know she loved me for my brains and not just my body.
   
4. My neighbor just spent $237.43 at the vet, that`s $1,662.01 in dog dollars.
   
5. I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet.... LOL
   
6. I`m as conflicted as a strip club addict with a glitter allergy.
   
7. My doctor is getting really tired of me asking if the stuff I see in commercials is right for me.
   
8. If Wyle E Coyote had enough cash to buy all that ACME stuff why didn’t he just buy dinner?
   
9. If you have alphabet fridge magnets, and morals. You probably shouldn`t invite me over.
   
10. The older I get, the more I sympathize with Squidward`s anger.
    
11. I like to stand 20 ft in front of the Walmart greeter and greet people before he gets a chance.
    
12. If you ever think someone’s too cute to talk to just remember that they poop too.
    
13. Whenever you feel nobody cares or loves you. You should ask yourself...Am I TOO sexy?
    
14. If someone toilet papered my house that would be great because I`m out of toilet paper.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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