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1. Was the little pig who decided to built his house out of straw some sort of f***ing idiot?
   
2. Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
   
3. Anything is possible when you have no clue what you`re talking about
   
4. The way my kids act at Walmart, it`s just a matter of time before the security camera footage is a hit reality show!
   
5. Just realized that 90% of Disney cartoons involve lying about your identity to get someone to love you.
   
6. Stress from children can take 10 yrs off your life Drinking alcohol from stress can take another 10 yrs Based on my math, I died 5 yrs ago
   
7. I’m going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they’ll let me take?
   
8. Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
   
9. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
   
10. People be like… I will love you unconditionally on one condition.
    
11. I have a dream that one day I won`t have to work on MLK Day.
    
12. Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.
    
13. 9 of 10 voices in my head telI me I `m crazy. One hums ...
    
14. Oh, honey, you have gone beyond muffin top. That`s a busted can of biscuits!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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