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Thursday December 26, 2024


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  1. For once I’d like to get kicked into a bar
  2. Somehow, we`ve got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under.
  3. My trust issues began when there was no donkey in Donkey Kong.
  4. Since I`m getting older I`ve been thinking about my health. Should I work out 2 hrs a day like Jack Lalanne who was 96? Or smoke cigars like George Burns who lived to be 100?
  5. I`m lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style.
  6. Facebook prank #23 Go in everynight and change your birthday to the next day...then see how long it takes for people to catch on....
  7. I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I`m playing with it. Yeah...I`m playing with my selfie.
  8. Why is it that whenever you dial a wrong number, somebody always answers?
  9. "My place is a mess" - Every girl, ever.... "Well in that case, I`m not coming in" - No guy, ever
  10. Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I`m pretty sure she`ll figure out that I`m just after my money
  11. Today is National animals day, please take a moment to remember your ex :p:p:p.
  12. On cold mornings like this I just tell outrageous lies and hope my pants catch fire.
  13. thinks that life was a lot simpler when I thought girls had cooties, and getting to the bottom of the sandbox was a good day.
  14. Releasing a long silent fart as I walk through first class on the way to my economy seat is definitely my favorite part of boarding an aircraft.




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