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1. ALCOHOL - Because no good story ever started with someone drinking a glass of orange juice.
   
2. If you cry loudly enough at a Walmart everyone will just assume you work there.
   
3. Money can`t buy happiness, but I`d rather cry in a Ferrari.
   
4. I love it when I Google something I should know the answer to and find out 308 people are just as dumb as I am.
   
5. Everyone wants you to "be honest" until you tell them how much they suck.
   
6. If Trump wins I`m leaving the country. If Hillary wins I`m leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
   
7. I don’t need a reason to do stupid things, just a venue.
   
8. I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
   
9. The next time you feel you`re worthless.... just remember.... your organs are worth a LOT of money on the black market.
   
10. I love the phrase "boobie trapped" I mean, who doesn`t like to be trapped by boobies????
    
11. Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again.
    
12. Ten out of ten pigs prefer turkey bacon over regular bacon.
    
13. Some tattoo artists need to just say, "no, I`m not doing this sh!t."
    
14. I`ve dieted and worked out enough to realize that the only way I`m getting smokin` hot is by getting cremated.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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