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1. McDonald`s should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong sh!t they gave you at the second window.
   
2. I have short term memory. I also like to fish. Also, I have short term memory.
   
3. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called Lunch.
   
4. Picking and choosing who to say happy birthday to since 2006, thanks Facebook!
   
5. I always say, "monring" instead of "good morning" because if it was a good morning, I`d still be in bed sleeping.
   
6. Sometimes I`ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I`ll be like, "oh no, that can`t be right."
   
7. Cool thing about winter is after grocery shopping your car can double as your refrigerator.
   
8. Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it.
   
9. Why do guys cheat on pretty girls with ugly ones...?
   
10. Home is where a man hangs his hat. Unless that man is wearing a sun visor. Then he probably dosent have a home or friends..
    
11. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
    
12. Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people.
    
13. Whenever you feel nobody cares or loves you. You should ask yourself...Am I TOO sexy?
    
14. A movie ticket for a baby should cost at least $50.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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