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We are so fortunate not to live in China, they have to hide their posts in cookies.
Not to cause a panic but i`m starting to think we`re running out of things to stuff inside pizza crust.
Whenever a little kid asks me to push him on the swing I remind him there are children his age in China making iPhones.
Just ONCE, I`d like to look deep into your beautiful eyes, and make hot sweet love with you without some pop-up window ruining the mood.
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Sometimes I think I`m a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am.
Why are there never any good side effects. Just once, I’d like to read a medication bottle that says “May Cause Multiple Orgasms”
I must have a great butt because every time I finish talking with someone and start to walk away, I hear them whisper "What an a$$."
When in doubt, procrastinate.
Why be full of hate when you can be full of pizza?
If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.
Walmart does not have a dildo section. But it`s always fun to ask their employees if they do.
I wonder if pet products are tested on humans?