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1. Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn
   
2. Thinks that thinking about thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think.
   
3. If you watched a person cut a piece of wood, would that be sawed or seen?
   
4. Me- We need eggs. Hub- How many? Me- One. See if they will sell you just one.
   
5. TEIAM - problem solved
   
6. I`m not the type of person you want to put on speakerphone.
   
7. It’s a little sad that today’s youth don’t get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day.
   
8. Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it`s up to you.
   
9. How do we know that all the ancient Greek sculptures aren`t just victims of Medusa?
   
10. I really like ceilings,.. I guess you could call me a ceiling fan.
    
11. Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn`t have to end at work
    
12. Just because I’m smiling, doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.
    
13. Lightning is like God`s way of saying "Get out of that tree you pervert!"
    
14. Dear small line of dirt that wont go in the dustpan… Screw you.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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