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1. If I won the lottery, I don`t think I would change much. I`d still be the same asshole, just one in a helicopter.
   
2. Taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re not attractive.
   
3. "It`s not a pyramid scheme" is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes
   
4. I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.
   
5. There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
   
6. Of all the lies I tell, "I was just kidding!" is my favorite.
   
7. Ladies: Sometimes you just need to throw your arms up in the air and say, "Tie me up"
   
8. "keep moving.....nothing to see here"
   
9. Use a mirror and you will find, PI.E = 3.14
   
10. Mirrors don`t lie. Lucky for you, they can`t laugh either.
    
11. Accidentally missed the freeway exit for home, now I`m heading north to start a new life.
    
12. You seem to have a good grip on reality. You`re new here, aren`t you?
    
13. I don’t know how many girls it takes to change a lightbulb but I guarantee you they’d post pictures of them doing it on Facebook.
    
14. I`ve got a lot to unlearn.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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