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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Anyone else see the irony in Disney World?.. You know, the fact that it`s a giant human trap, ...set by a mouse.
  2. I`ve been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don`t talk to me about dedication
  3. My Wife: Why are you home so early? Me: My boss told me to go to hell
  4. Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating...
  5. I wonder how many people die each year from lifeguards running in slow motion?
  6. I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
  7. I’m sad when my food is over.
  8. Monopoly: Destroying friendships since 1904
  9. I spend 800% of my life exaggerating.
  10. I don’t need your attitude. The voices in my head are enough
  11. I`d care more about your feelings if they came with a toy and chicken nuggets.
  12. Is it yoga if you wear sweatpants all day and then hunch over the garbage can as you eat a burrito?
  13. Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.
  14. No one should be surprised that so many statuses are about unhappiness and failure. You don’t end up on Facebook by making good life decisions.




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