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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. To all them girls who go out , looking sexy as hell but have boyfriends.......Please continue to do so when you`re married.
  2. Ever work out and think "wow I really needed that"? That`s how I feel about the chocolate chip cookie I just ate.
  3. Wife is painting the upstairs bedrooms. It`s not in my nature to sit still while she slaves away so I went up and complained about the color
  4. I advise you...don`t mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
  5. Never say "piece of cake!" to me. Unless there is, indeed, a piece of cake involved.
  6. To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes a great Subway sandwich.
  7. Why are people with BAD breath always wanting to tell me a secret?
  8. Men are great listeners when you have big boobs ;)
  9. The average power nap is 20 minutes. This works out well because I can fit 3 of them evenly into one hour.
  10. I`ve had enough of my neighbours blasting their music from their backyard. I`m not annoyed cause it`s so loud, i`m annoyed cause they`re Korean & they`ve still yet to play Gangnam Style!
  11. i`m my own therapist...which explains so much.
  12. I think I have 10 inches of Global Warming on my driveway.
  13. When we married, she treated me like a God. As time went by, the letters got reversed
  14. When one door closes it`s probably because someone shut it.




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