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1. that awkward moment when you`re scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep.
   
2. Have some fun with your life...call in sick to places you dont even work at.
   
3. It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
   
4. I walked into a bar in my pirate suit and a ships wheel in my pants.... The bartender asked... "Why do you have a wheel in your pants"? I replied "Argh.. it`s driving me nuts".
   
5. ´s status message is better than yours
   
6. Someone just told me to "Have a good morning". What about the rest of my day mother f*cker?
   
7. The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it.
   
8. Why are Doctors so afraid of apples?
   
9. You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
   
10. I am really thankful that I have a desk job. I could never get all my personal stuff done at home.
    
11. I need to adjust the brightness settings for my future.
    
12. The trouble with jogging is, that by the time you realize you`re not in shape, it`s too far to walk back.
    
13. I’m moving to Africa. Apparently there I can eat for 12 cents a day.
    
14. There is nothing like sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating Cheetos. I hope they let me back in Walmart.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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