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1. finally got my certification in the mail, I`m officially insane.
   
2. Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
   
3. I need an app that shows oncoming traffic on my touchscreen while I`m driving
   
4. Person: You`re blocking the view. Me: B!tch, I am the view!
   
5. I am tired of men complaining about women complaining about men complaining about women
   
6. Was shopping when a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling "why you ain`t got no babies?"I bet my father in law paid her
   
7. If you use the word "gay" to desrcribe something that is "merry or happy" then you`re gay.
   
8. After opening this month`s electric bill, I am no longer scared of the dark.
   
9. Touch my food and suffer the consequences.
   
10. If there`s no gravity underwater, why do mermaids need those seashell bra`s?
    
11. I was filling out this form when one of the questions asked "What level is your maturity?" I didn`t fill it out cause I couldn`t find my crayons!!
    
12. It`s as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before.
    
13. Relationship Tip for men: When a woman says, "Correct me if I`m wrong but...."Don`t do it!! It`s a trap!! DO NOT, I repeat, do not correct that woman!!!
    
14. I have decided to give up procrastinating for Lent ... oh, crap.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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