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1. I suspect the ancient Greeks would be horrified that we refer to `laying on a couch all weekend watching a TV series` as a "marathon"
   
2. I’ve had no formal martial arts training, but I know for a fact the Power Rangers are wasting too much energy on unnecessary summersaults
   
3. If you’re not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever you prefer.
   
4. If they have an Ice Cream Truck for kids why don’t that have a Beer Truck for adults?
   
5. I`m on a pepperoni pizza cleanse.
   
6. Actually I don`t think it would be all that hard to get out of a pickle.
   
7. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I`m totally flexible
   
8. Neighbor said hi again. I`m just gonna move
   
9. When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead but other people do. The same is true when you are stupid.
   
10. Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house.
    
11. If lemons hand you life, you’re probably dyslexic
    
12. Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn`t make the cut.
    
13. If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
    
14. Black Friday at my house consist of pants 100% off
    
    
    
    
    
    

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