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1. The discharge paperwork at the hospital seems to be expedited a little quicker if you roam up and down the hall with the back of your hospital gown untied.
   
2. I hate when all the silverware is dirty and I`m down to using the giant decorative fork that hangs on the wall.
   
3. Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.
   
4. We all have that funny voice we use when talking to dogs, babies... and idiots!
   
5. So it`s racist to call a team Redskins but it`s okay to call a restaurant Cracker Barrel ?
   
6. I`ve just released my own fragrance...No one on the bus seems to like it though.
   
7. Nice try "Private Caller", but I wont`t answer even if I know you.
   
8. The problem with taking the road less traveled is the poor phone signal...
   
9. I ordered some bubble wrap online. It arrived in a box surrounded by packing peanuts.
   
10. I like to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram.
    
11. I just took the "What Kind of Asshole are You?" quiz and got "The kind that posts my results on Facebook".
    
12. Slowly, Waldo`s wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together
    
13. Boss: "Are you texting?" Me: "No, I`m Tweeting." Boss: "What`s the difference?" Me: "Texting would imply that I have friends."
    
14. I licked some of the frosting, but then I just ate the whole cake. No evidence. Problem solved.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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