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1. Maybe early risers just aren’t as awesome at sleeping as I am.
   
2. “If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best” literally translates to “I’m a loud, sloppy drunk.”
   
3. This day needs more tomfoolery!
   
4. I was offering free mammograms in the company parking lot long before my employer was doing it ... just sayin
   
5. Dyslexics of the world.. UNTIE!
   
6. OMG! I went shopping because I needed a skirt and these earings were on special so I bought four new pairs of shoes!
   
7. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I`m totally flexible
   
8. Definition of insanity - Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results
   
9. You are not a "Food Blogger", you`re a "Fat a$$ with a laptop"
   
10. Sad life : After watching 2 seconds of Spongebob I already know what episode it is ... I`m 41
    
11. GAL: Would you keep me in your heart forever? BOY: Nop! GAL: (sadly)...why? BOY: Because then you`ll occupy only one part of me...but i`ll keep you in my heart, mind & let you complete me.
    
12. Picking up someone at a bar when you`re drunk, is like going to the grocery store hungry... You end up taking home crap you didn`t want
    
13. Did you know you can go to any gym without having to announce it on Facebook?
    
14. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental issues
    
    
    
    
    
    

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