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1. Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today...or flash them your boobs. Strangers love boobs!
   
2. I`ve got to remember to tie a string around my finger!
   
3. There is no "we" in "bacon", so don`t even ask.
   
4. I`m not trying to brag or anything, but I just got invited to play Candy Crush on FB
   
5. All milk is breast milk.
   
6. Bored? Find group photo of 4 women. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
   
7. Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face....damn kids and thier sharpies.
   
8. I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can`t figure out who`s going to do it.
   
9. FACT: 99.7% of guys named "Dan" are not actually "The Man".
   
10. Saw a bird sh*t on my car, so I ate scrambled eggs on my front step, just to show him what I`m capable of.
    
11. If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I`ve never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?
    
12. You know what they say about men with big feet ;)..........We always have trouble finding shoes that fit.
    
13. The secret of enjoying a good wine: 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) if it does not look like it`s breathing give it mouth-to_mouth
    
14. Sometimes all you need is a hug or someone to tell you everything will be ok, or some rough sex or whatever...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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