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1. I hope Mexico doesn`t raise the cost of Tequila to pay for this wall.
   
2. People who go jogging, you realise we have cars now, right?
   
3. What happens on online stays online, forever and ever.
   
4. The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller.
   
5. Adulthood is like losing your mom in the grocery store for the rest of your life.
   
6. Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?
   
7. The bed is always the comfiest right at the time you are supposed to be getting out of it
   
8. Don`t worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex`s name tattooed.
   
9. Vegetarian is an old Native American word for bad hunter.
   
10. If anyone is interested I`ll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00pm until I get escorted out by security.
    
11. Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don`t want to look like a dork.
    
12. You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
    
13. If you don’t like my sense of humor please tell me… so I can laugh at you!
    
14. My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag. I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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