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1. I bet the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial doesn`t ever ride his motorcycle on Martin Luther King Blvd in any town.
   
2. The only government agency that listens to you is the NSA.
   
3. The part of “no” that I don’t understand is the part where I don’t get what I want.
   
4. It`s cute how my wife thinks I can read her mind when I can`t even dress the kids properly.
   
5. I`m not a control freak. I just know what`s best...for everyone.
   
6. I am losing Facebook friends at an alarming rate. Whatever it is that I said, is working like a charm.
   
7. Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it’s strapped to the top of someone’s car.
   
8. Old is when you start thinking about the things you used to do more than the things you’re going to do.
   
9. You make me wanna be a better stalker. No, seriously. Slow the f*ck down.
   
10. I don`t take steroids because I never want to look like I`m capable of helping my friends move.
    
11. Some of you ladies need to ease up on the makeup until we get this clown situation resolved.
    
12. I just got a piece of mail that says "open immediately" but I`m gonna wait a few minutes.
    
13. My beard itches, Web MD: Beard cancer
    
14. You know it`s cold outside... when you step on dog poop and roll your ankle
    
    
    
    
    
    

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