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1. Guy asked me where a public phone was. I told him 1987.
   
2. I`m so hungry I could Instagram a horse.
   
3. A handshake means something completely different to a cannibal.
   
4. I`ve found that the best web designers in the world are spiders.
   
5. i dont drink any more and yet again i dont any less either
   
6. I’m too young to be too old for everything.
   
7. You can’t choose your family, but you can ignore their phone calls.
   
8. I have a kid in Africa I inoculate, feed, clothe and send to school for only $1 day. It cost a lot to send him over there though.
   
9. I`d like to read an obituary that says "He laid down the boogie and played that funky music till he died."
   
10. Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell.
    
11. I thought an emu was when you sent someone a cow via cyber mail.
    
12. This woman just stared at the beer in my cup holder, like she`s never seen a cup holder on a grocery cart before.
    
13. Call me old school, but I think your shorts should be longer than your private parts.
    
14. It must suck when billionaires wake up feeling like a million bucks.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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