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1. scream outloud and really fast "I won a math debate"
   
2. Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
   
3. My inner child is a drunken whore
   
4. You girls are lucky, tampons are changing the end from a string to a bit of tinsel but its only for the Christmas period
   
5. For Display Only` signs on the toilets at Home Depot. Sorry guys my bad. ;)
   
6. Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
   
7. You had me at "I hate that b!tch too".
   
8. If we aren`t meant to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge??
   
9. If you can afford a gym membership, you can afford deodorant.
   
10. The best part about being an adult is, nobody can tell you, you can`t have ice cream for breakfast.
    
11. Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that`s not your Ferrari?
    
12. LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren’t paying attention.
    
13. What`s Forrest Gump`s password? 1forest1
    
14. The point is... Is Imma hug you like a panda nd you`re gunna like it.!(:
    
    
    
    
    
    

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