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1. I am not available because I am looking at porn that takes up the whole computer screen
   
2. Wedding: The really expensive party taking place relatively 5-10 years before your divorce.
   
3. My coworker`s inspire me to drink on the job.
   
4. I hope the next big trend in music is Talent.
   
5. Caterpillars have the ideal life. They eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
   
6. Before I die I`m going to eat a bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation should be spectacular.
   
7. Behind every beautiful woman, is a beautiful behind.
   
8. I`m the type of person that would thrive in solitary confinement.
   
9. Magic words that make my children disappear: 1) Bath time. 2) Who did this?!?! 3) When I was your age...
   
10. The little piggy who went to market... wasn`t going shopping. Wrap your mind around that for a moment.
    
11. Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh crap! It’s the cops!”?
    
12. LIFE always offers you a second chance,its called TOMORROW
    
13. In my defense Your Honor, I thought she had been stung by a jellyfish.
    
14. NyQuil is great. I love the way it comes with it´s own shot glass
    
    
    
    
    
    

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