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1. Just so you know, the movie "Life of Pi" has nothing to do with dessert.
   
2. Smooth move.........ExLax
   
3. Why do they play this music on the elevators if we`re not suppose to slow dance.
   
4. once a homeless guy said to me `Hey you got a dollar` and I said `wow your absolutely right..with psychic powers like that I`m surprised your still homeless` got in my car and left..
   
5. At this point in my life the only reason I want to be rich is to hire somebody to clean my house.
   
6. to do list: buy a parrot. teach the parrot to say, "Help!! I`ve been turned into a parrot!"
   
7. Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.
   
8. McDonalds ... closing thigh gaps since 1967.
   
9. Gift cards are still the best way to say "I`m too lazy to think of a good gift and I think you`ll buy drugs if I give you cash."
   
10. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment...
    
11. Don`t kiss behind the garden . Love is blind but the neighbors are not :P
    
12. Never take advice from people on the Internet. Not even this.
    
13. Thank God for Facebook otherwise we would never know what fireworks look like.
    
14. I always hit the "no receipt" button at the ATM because I don`t need that negativity in my life.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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