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1. Let me get this straight…a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, ripping all the hair out…and still be afraid of a spider?
   
2. Einstein was wrong. The real definition of insanity is trying to clean your house when you have children.
   
3. I have a brilliant idea once every seven beers.
   
4. I didn`t get your text (phrase) - I got your text, I was just too lazy to respond.
   
5. It’s funny that old people need handicap parking spots but they always manage to pick up a penny off the ground.
   
6. I like you as a friend. Well, more like as a friend of a friend.
   
7. I think people who challenge me at Words With Friends are most impressed with my vast knowledge of three letter words.
   
8. I can eat anything in the house unless it was specifically bought for my wife but the only way to know it`s for her is to eat it. Apparently
   
9. Girl:How do u feel? Boy:With your hands
   
10. Preheating an oven requires too much commitment.
    
11. CANT TOUCH THIS!! Na na na na.
    
12. No one your age has any idea what they`re doing either. No matter what age you are.
    
13. Do Hostess employees have Snowball fights?
    
14. If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell
    
    
    
    
    
    

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